Voodoo Tetrametrical

The wife lent me Stephen Fry’s The Ode Less Travelled. And now just look...

APOLLOGIA

Space cadets and woo-woo chicks

Clutter up my social media:

Prating, preaching, beating gongs,

Posting tuneless Sixties songs,

Cursing Wikipedia;

Vegan cures for drooping dicks

Flaccify my Facebook page:

Gastroextrudescent yoga,

Tantra, tattva, Kundalini,

Herbal draughts with adu seeni,

Lifestyle gurus wrapped in togas,

Logic and good taste outrage.

I palm my face, yet still do know compassion;

All minds deny mortality in their fashion.